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Things I do when I have to study: 1% = Study. 99% = Tell people I have to study.

I study → I take the test → I pass it → I forget what I learned.
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"I need to study!" *Opens book* "..I don't feel like studying" *Closes book*

Me: Can I use the bathroom?
Teacher: I don't know, can you?
Me: When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

A kid staggered into his classroom one morning. He answered all of the questions with a slurred voice. The teacher says: "Is there anything wrong?" and the kid replies: "I swear to drunk, I'm not God!"