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I changed all my passwords to 'incorrect'. So my computer just tells me when I forget.

I hate weddings. old people would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped when I started going up to them at funerals and poking them, saying, "You're next".

I never get jealous when I see my ex with someone else, because my parents always taught me to give my used toys to the less fortunate.

You do stupid things in public on vacation and think "Well, i'm never gonna see any of these people again"

Mint gum + Cold water = Coolest feeling ever!
Tags: Random, lol, Cool   Author: Anonymous         comments