Ugly Truth:

In Bed,
It's 6AM,
U close your eyes for 5 mins,
it's 7:45 :D :D

But In class,
It's 9:30
U close your eyes for 5 mins
It's still 9:31 :D :D

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<3 Before Marriage <3
Boy: At last i can Hardly wait!
Girl: Do you want me to leave?
Boy: No don"t even theink about it!
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Of course, always!
Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?
Boy: No, why are you asking?
Girl: Will you kiss me?
Boy: Every chance i get
Girl: Will you slap me?
Boy: Hell no, are you crazy?!
Girl: Can I trust you?
Boy: Yes!
Girl: Darling!!
After marriage Read It backwords!! Like if you get it!

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During hug ....
A Girl's Head Is Always DOwn ..
Coz She Considers Her Boy To Be Her WOrld .. n Gets LOst In It ....
While A BOy's Head Is Always Up So That No Other Guy DareS To LOok At HIs GIrl......!!!

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Boy: may i go to sleep.??
Girl: ok
Boy: i love you
Girl: i love you too bye
*hangs up*
Girl sends text to boy saying "i dont want you to go"
Girl's phone rings
Girl: hello?
Boy: i decided you were more important than sleep !<3! (:

Like If U Liked !!

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Its
Easier To Pick Up A Girl
Of Weight 45 Kg
But Its Quiet Difficult To Pick Up
A Gas Cylinder Of Weight 14.2 Kg
...Strange But True...:-P

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