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"VERRY SAD STORIIIIII!!!!!
boi: y r u crying?!?!!??
grl: i fink im pregnunt :(
boi: ok I pull ow willy stp u get pregnunt
BOI PULL HIZ WILLY OFF 2 STP HIZ BRD GETTIN PREGGURZ
girl: I LUV U /333333333333333333333333333
DIS IS TRU LUV!"
Like this is you didn't cry and couldn't understand a F***ing word the person who made this said


If you tickle me i'm not responsible for your injuries.

I just read last year 4,153,237 ppl got married. I don't want to start any trouble, but shouldn't that be an even number?

I'm pretty sure the whole "ladies first" thing was created by a guy just to check out ass.

Wife: honey I want you to whisper dirty things in my ear!
Husband: kitchen, living room, dinning room, patio! :P