Gags die, humor doesn't.

~Jack Benny
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The real danger of chewing gum at school isn't being caught by your teachers, it's being caught by your friends.

Always finding something when you don't need it, but when you do need it, you can't find it

One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that even a bargain costs money.
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Meeting someone accidentally, then having them become a huge part of your life.