Blanket on, too hot. Blanket off, too cold. One leg out, perfect, until the awkward moment when the demon from Paranormal Activity grabs it.

I love you, not only for what you are, But for what I am when I am with you.

~Roy Croft
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To build a great RELATIONSHIP, use trust as brick and patience as cement because sometimes, love isnít enough.

Sorry! I can't come... My sisters friend's mother's grandpa's brother's grandson's uncle's fish has just died. It was tragic.

Better to be a geek than an idiot
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