A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing
Tags: Computers, Funny   Author: Anonymous         comments    

I'm proud of my heart. It's been played, stabbed, cheated, burned and broken, but somehow still works.

Girl : What time do you go to sleep?

Boy : Only when you go to sleep.

Girl : Why only when I sleep?
Boy : Cause then I'll have no reason to be awake... <3 <3

Tags: Random, Love, Boy, girl, Cute   Author: Anonymous         comments    

May the sun always shine on your windowpane; May a rainbow be certain to follow each rain; May the hand of a friend always be near you; May God fill your heart with gladness to cheer you.

~Irish Blessing

A mere friend will agree with you, but a real friend will argue.

~Russian Proverb