BF:Do you want to?
GF:Idk im kinda nurvous
BF:Dont be
GF:But it will be my first time..
BF:Ik, im happy I can be your first
GF:Ok, but im going to be screaming and holding onto you the whole time
BF:The rollercoaster isnt that scary babe

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Waiting for someone can never be easy, but don't make it harder by not knowing what you are waiting for.
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In 20-30 years, one of the hardest things our kids will have to do will be finding a user name that hasn't already been taken.

Everything happens to everybody sooner or later if there is time enough.

~George Bernard Shaw

I stay up late every night, and realise its a bad idea every morning.
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