Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.

~Victor Borge
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The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary

~Vidal Sassoon

Dad: Just killed a GIANT SPIDER
near your room.
Daughter: Thanks dad. You know me,
I would have freaked out!
Dad: Oh yeah, I left its body on the floor so the other bugs know
not to mess with me.

A relationship is not a test so why cheat?

1995: answer all questions.
2000:answer any 5 questions.
2010: answer either A or B
2015: atleast read the question.
2020: thanks for coming
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