No, I don't have anything to hide, I just don't like people looking through my phone.
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When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.

~Emo Philips

Dear mom, I`m wearing skinny jeans. Sincerely, If I can`t get them off, neither can the rapist.

LADIES : When a guy is willing to choose you over his friends...and puts your hapiness before his, he really loves you. ♥ .
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When I found something I don't understand while studying, I convince myself it won't appear in final exam.